cosmo tip #863

expertcosmotips:

if your man groans about international women’s day, throw him into the abyss 

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cosmo tip #865

expertcosmotips:

dont share a bed with him when you can use that extra space for a laptop and a weird food nest

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cosmo tip #867

expertcosmotips:

is he seeking a more mature woman? become an old person 

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Lupita Nyong’o for People Magazine’s Most Beautiful

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cruco:

kiDA WHAT THE SHIT

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

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OMG I LOVE THIS PICTURE OF HER;
Anonymous said:
Sexual orientation?

cutely-perverted:

Yes

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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